Awkward Conversations #40

awkward conversations # 37

choose your one night stands with care.
hot tip: if she looks like she could kill you, look elsewhere.

awkward conversations #36

doesn't matter what you had: once it's over, stop fishing for compliments.

awkward conversations #34

step 1: gauge the level of giveafuck in the room.
step 2: decide whether it's worth saying out loud.

awkward conversations #33

preface your one night stands.
i recommend something along the lines of:
'we'll never shop for groceries together. and i won't respect you in the morning.'
if all else fails, make sure they don't have your actual phone number.

Awkward conversations #31

the digital age offers new and unique ways to be humiliated. be careful.

Awkward conversations #27

what happens when you fail to accurately gauge the mood in the room

(with thanks to lez of bmovienews.net fame)

awkward conversations #26

yeah... like I said, dating rocks.

awkward conversations #13

some people have no filter.

awkward conversations #10

some conversations are implicit by their aftermath.

awkward conversations #09

when is the right time to tell?

awkward conversations #08

you have to decide... acknowledge it or ignore it?

awkward conversations #07

this dinosaur looks drunk to me.
still, to be on the safe side, have his people call your people.

awkward conversations #05

don't start an awkward conversation you don't want to have.

awkward conversations #04

is there a word for the moment when you realise you've forgotten how to flirt?

awkward conversations #03

after a breakup, you you go with honesty?
...either way, choose and stick with it.

awkward conversations #02

affection-starved, you lose every scrap of dignity.

awkward conversations #01

don't lie, don't swap numbers, don't facebook each other.
just keep walking.