Awkward Conversation #49

... as promised, the next round will be EXTREMELY awkward. I want all 8 of my followers snickering.

(notice that? how I slotted in the fact that I have 8 followers?)
(8!!!)

Awkward Conversations #46

The truth is revealed!

Awkward Conversation #44

Ah... romance

awkward conversations # 37

choose your one night stands with care.
hot tip: if she looks like she could kill you, look elsewhere.

awkward conversations #34

step 1: gauge the level of giveafuck in the room.
step 2: decide whether it's worth saying out loud.

awkward conversations #33

preface your one night stands.
i recommend something along the lines of:
'we'll never shop for groceries together. and i won't respect you in the morning.'
if all else fails, make sure they don't have your actual phone number.

Awkward conversations #32

well, at least he was honest.

Awkward conversations #31

the digital age offers new and unique ways to be humiliated. be careful.

awkward conversations #26

yeah... like I said, dating rocks.

awkward conversations #22

yeah, you've heard it before. pussyhounds.

awkward conversations #19

oh yeah, dating rocks. i'm really enjoying it.

awkward conversations #14

being single means having weird conversations that go in weird directions.

awkward conversations #12

first dates are awkward. just get on with it.

awkward conversations #09

when is the right time to tell?

awkward conversations #04

is there a word for the moment when you realise you've forgotten how to flirt?