Awkward Conversations #51

Awkward Conversations #50

Okay, it's been a while. I'm sorry.
At least this one is funny.

Awkward Conversation #49

... as promised, the next round will be EXTREMELY awkward. I want all 8 of my followers snickering.

(notice that? how I slotted in the fact that I have 8 followers?)
(8!!!)

Double whammy - Awkward Conversations # 47 and 48

Okay so the last several conversations have been less 'awkward' and more 'kinda depressing'. Time to fix that!

I have recently been in Sweden, and somehow, a number of mucklor snuck home in my bag. Those little monsters! So I'm going to put up the last few depressing conversations in the next couple of days, and then the mucklor will step in to muck things up. Awkwardly.

Keep an eye out... in the next few days I'll introduce the mucklor and then they'll be making their debut.

Awkward Conversations #46

The truth is revealed!

Awkward Conversations #45

Awkward Conversation #44

Ah... romance

Awkward Conversations #43

Awkward Conversations #42

awkward conversations #38

this would usually happen on facebook.

Really, people

Look... I admit, once my webcomic got famous, I was anticipating fame and fortune and I guess potential models are going to show up at my house. But please! How unprofessional is this???



I mean, he's not even smart enough to pull his fingers in.
And when I opened the case??



Yeesh!

I'll admit... they're good. I look forward to presenting some strips with them as stars. But I can't have models showing up demanding a go.

Really, people.

awkward conversations # 37

choose your one night stands with care.
hot tip: if she looks like she could kill you, look elsewhere.

awkward conversations #36

doesn't matter what you had: once it's over, stop fishing for compliments.

awkward conversations #35

needs no comment.

awkward conversations #34

step 1: gauge the level of giveafuck in the room.
step 2: decide whether it's worth saying out loud.

awkward conversations #33

preface your one night stands.
i recommend something along the lines of:
'we'll never shop for groceries together. and i won't respect you in the morning.'
if all else fails, make sure they don't have your actual phone number.

Awkward conversations #32

well, at least he was honest.

Awkward conversations #31

the digital age offers new and unique ways to be humiliated. be careful.

awkward conversations #30

PHEW.
way to take the pressure off.

awkward conversations #29

*snicker*
showed that fucker.