Wednesday, July 15, 2009

awkward conversations #38

this would usually happen on facebook.

Really, people

Look... I admit, once my webcomic got famous, I was anticipating fame and fortune and I guess potential models are going to show up at my house. But please! How unprofessional is this???

I mean, he's not even smart enough to pull his fingers in.
And when I opened the case??


I'll admit... they're good. I look forward to presenting some strips with them as stars. But I can't have models showing up demanding a go.

Really, people.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

awkward conversations # 37

choose your one night stands with care.
hot tip: if she looks like she could kill you, look elsewhere.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

awkward conversations #36

doesn't matter what you had: once it's over, stop fishing for compliments.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Monday, June 29, 2009

awkward conversations #34

step 1: gauge the level of giveafuck in the room.
step 2: decide whether it's worth saying out loud.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

awkward conversations #33

preface your one night stands.
i recommend something along the lines of:
'we'll never shop for groceries together. and i won't respect you in the morning.'
if all else fails, make sure they don't have your actual phone number.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Awkward conversations #32

well, at least he was honest.

Awkward conversations #31

the digital age offers new and unique ways to be humiliated. be careful.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

awkward conversations #30

way to take the pressure off.

Monday, June 22, 2009

awkward conversations #29

showed that fucker.

awkward conversations #28

is it? isn't it?
all anyone really knows is that it's an obsession worth teasing.

brief hiatus

i was in brisbane last week, and flat out the week before, so things got quiet and alse quite behind.
i did not waste my time in brisbane, however; i made a bunch of comics and will posting daily for at least the next two weeks.
if you're reading, and you have an idea, please email me;
i'm on twitter too; clairemkelly.


that's it.

except i know people are checking the comic out, so thanks, cheers, etc, please comment if the whim strikes and pass the link on to your friends.


Thursday, June 18, 2009

Awkward conversations #27

what happens when you fail to accurately gauge the mood in the room

(with thanks to lez of fame)

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

awkward conversations #26

yeah... like I said, dating rocks.

awkward conversations #25

racial diversity part 5: don't be boring.

awkward conversations #24

racial diversity part 4: be careful

awkward conversations #23

the internet gives us brand new ways to be totally uncomfortable with each other.

awkward conversations #22

yeah, you've heard it before. pussyhounds.

awkward conversations #21

racial diversity, part 3. being a tool has nothing to do with skin colour.

awkward conversations #20

...not that you'd ever really say it.

awkward conversations #19

oh yeah, dating rocks. i'm really enjoying it.

awkward conversations #18

racial diversity part 2

tee, hee.

awkward conversations #17

we all know someone like this... desperate for approval, trying to bond, humping your leg like a puppy...

awkward conversations #16

we lie to each other. i'm not sure why.
sometimes, i think...

if you're a clinger, just cling.

awkward conversations #15

Racial diversity, part 1: Never start a conversation with "I'm not racist".

awkward conversations #14

being single means having weird conversations that go in weird directions.

awkward conversations #13

some people have no filter.

awkward conversations #12

first dates are awkward. just get on with it.

awkward conversations #11

protect us from an uncomfortable self-awareness.

awkward conversations #10

some conversations are implicit by their aftermath.

awkward conversations #09

when is the right time to tell?

awkward conversations #08

you have to decide... acknowledge it or ignore it?

awkward conversations #07

this dinosaur looks drunk to me.
still, to be on the safe side, have his people call your people.

awkward conversations #06

honesty can be a huge, blunt knife. use it with care.

awkward conversations #05

don't start an awkward conversation you don't want to have.

awkward conversations #04

is there a word for the moment when you realise you've forgotten how to flirt?

awkward conversations #03

after a breakup, you you go with honesty?
...either way, choose and stick with it.

awkward conversations #02

affection-starved, you lose every scrap of dignity.

awkward conversations #01

don't lie, don't swap numbers, don't facebook each other.
just keep walking.

i always wanted to do a web comic

...but i can't draw. so a few weeks ago i started taking photos, and awkward conversations was born.
to my gleeful surprise, people look at it, like it and email me about it. so i thought i'd give it a more permanent home than flickr.
hope you like it - and hope you comment, pass it on and tell others!

yours in awkwardness
claire x