tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-87213084126816206632024-03-08T06:28:52.899-08:00awkward conversationsyou know those conversations you wish you never had?
well here they are, performed by dinosaurs, animals and other small toys.
much less awkward.
enjoy the view.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00942155578261410902noreply@blogger.comBlogger54125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8721308412681620663.post-70259869002906587462011-07-07T01:49:00.000-07:002011-07-07T01:50:44.152-07:00Awkward Conversations #51<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5268/5887025495_1786c0458f_b.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 512px; height: 1024px;" src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5268/5887025495_1786c0458f_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00942155578261410902noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8721308412681620663.post-24656909432246437402011-06-30T05:13:00.000-07:002011-06-30T05:15:28.823-07:00Awkward Conversations #50<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5272/5887592756_cba27d2423_b.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 512px; height: 1024px;" src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5272/5887592756_cba27d2423_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Okay, it's been a while. I'm sorry.<br />At least this one is funny.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00942155578261410902noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8721308412681620663.post-91264947384345490492010-08-27T09:57:00.000-07:002010-08-27T10:00:46.041-07:00Awkward Conversation #49<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4148/4839302243_4dcd282069_b.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 394px; height: 787px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4148/4839302243_4dcd282069_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br />... as promised, the next round will be EXTREMELY awkward. I want all 8 of my followers snickering.<br /><br />(notice that? how I slotted in the fact that I have 8 followers?)<br />(8!!!)clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00942155578261410902noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8721308412681620663.post-30602736593023695342010-08-26T05:50:00.001-07:002010-08-26T05:58:48.873-07:00Double whammy - Awkward Conversations # 47 and 48Okay so the last several conversations have been less 'awkward' and more 'kinda depressing'. Time to fix that!<br /><br />I have recently been in Sweden, and somehow, a number of mucklor snuck home in my bag. Those little monsters! So I'm going to put up the last few depressing conversations in the next couple of days, and then the mucklor will step in to muck things up. Awkwardly.<br /><br />Keep an eye out... in the next few days I'll introduce the mucklor and then they'll be making their debut.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4139/4928745525_31789890c0_b.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 394px; height: 787px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4139/4928745525_31789890c0_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4151/4839301487_426528f46f_b.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 394px; height: 787px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4151/4839301487_426528f46f_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00942155578261410902noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8721308412681620663.post-5396821707703209202010-08-24T22:51:00.000-07:002010-08-24T22:52:51.415-07:00Awkward Conversations #46<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4153/4839911364_e6ea23e5fd_b.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 394px; height: 787px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4153/4839911364_e6ea23e5fd_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />The truth is revealed!clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00942155578261410902noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8721308412681620663.post-31526156038165858572010-08-23T07:31:00.000-07:002010-08-23T07:37:01.833-07:00Awkward Conversations #45<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4130/4839912132_d0dfde8f3f_b.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 394px; height: 787px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4130/4839912132_d0dfde8f3f_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00942155578261410902noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8721308412681620663.post-87414999517018464642010-08-09T08:48:00.000-07:002010-08-09T08:51:17.468-07:00Awkward Conversation #44<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4150/4839300831_897166a2b6_b.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 394px; height: 787px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4150/4839300831_897166a2b6_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Ah... romanceclairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00942155578261410902noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8721308412681620663.post-25703558709304200932010-08-01T02:45:00.000-07:002010-08-01T02:49:04.493-07:00Awkward Conversations #43<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4124/4839909662_a45b804466_b.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 394px; height: 787px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4124/4839909662_a45b804466_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00942155578261410902noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8721308412681620663.post-37534664173222296412010-07-30T07:47:00.000-07:002010-07-30T07:51:13.169-07:00Awkward Conversations #42<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4145/4839910532_00a42e4a47_b.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 394px; height: 787px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4145/4839910532_00a42e4a47_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00942155578261410902noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8721308412681620663.post-63022681278794837842010-07-28T21:09:00.001-07:002010-07-28T21:10:11.867-07:00Awkward Conversations #41<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4103/4839916038_5b481005c7_b.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 394px; height: 787px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4103/4839916038_5b481005c7_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00942155578261410902noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8721308412681620663.post-56399448773754687662010-07-27T09:48:00.001-07:002010-07-28T21:09:09.813-07:00Awkward Conversations #40<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4125/4839917114_0bb6b9995c_b.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 394px; height: 787px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4125/4839917114_0bb6b9995c_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00942155578261410902noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8721308412681620663.post-57399995629642653182010-07-27T09:40:00.000-07:002010-07-28T21:08:05.534-07:00Awkward Conversations #39<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4107/4839918356_0b7d7ec2c2_b.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 394px; height: 787px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4107/4839918356_0b7d7ec2c2_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00942155578261410902noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8721308412681620663.post-16660703805523890902010-07-27T09:39:00.000-07:002010-07-27T09:40:27.666-07:00We're baaaaaaaackCan you call it a hiatus when it's been this long?<br /><br />Probably not.<br /><br />Regardless... Awkward Conversations is back.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00942155578261410902noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8721308412681620663.post-89069199030251092392009-07-15T04:45:00.000-07:002009-07-15T04:46:57.928-07:00awkward conversations #38<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3645/3650485954_46288870fa.jpg?v=0"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3645/3650485954_46288870fa.jpg?v=0" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />this would usually happen on facebook.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00942155578261410902noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8721308412681620663.post-80757831530529737352009-07-15T04:35:00.001-07:002009-07-15T04:45:24.617-07:00Really, peopleLook... I admit, once my webcomic got famous, I was anticipating fame and fortune and I guess potential models are going to show up at my house. But please! How unprofessional is this???<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3484/3722800893_79cd0bce49.jpg?v=0"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 283px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3484/3722800893_79cd0bce49.jpg?v=0" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />I mean, he's not even smart enough to pull his fingers in.<br />And when I opened the case??<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2666/3722801087_c75edb9c17.jpg?v=0"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 294px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2666/3722801087_c75edb9c17.jpg?v=0" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Yeesh!<br /><br />I'll admit... they're good. I look forward to presenting some strips with them as stars. But I can't have models showing up demanding a go.<br /><br />Really, people.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00942155578261410902noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8721308412681620663.post-1778556064465854022009-07-07T07:47:00.000-07:002009-07-07T07:51:20.116-07:00awkward conversations # 37<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3320/3649684941_ba4865bea7.jpg?v=0"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3320/3649684941_ba4865bea7.jpg?v=0" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />choose your one night stands with care.<br />hot tip: if she looks like she could kill you, look elsewhere.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00942155578261410902noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8721308412681620663.post-61572134213085289832009-07-02T19:10:00.000-07:002009-07-02T19:11:51.789-07:00awkward conversations #36<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3579/3650488350_d79d792fb0.jpg?v=0"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3579/3650488350_d79d792fb0.jpg?v=0" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />doesn't matter what you had: once it's over, stop fishing for compliments.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00942155578261410902noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8721308412681620663.post-13272380291650961862009-06-30T09:48:00.000-07:002009-06-30T09:49:44.711-07:00awkward conversations #35<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3540/3649686895_7a8204fb3a.jpg?v=0"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3540/3649686895_7a8204fb3a.jpg?v=0" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />needs no comment.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00942155578261410902noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8721308412681620663.post-23345569080451378942009-06-29T05:43:00.000-07:002009-06-29T05:55:10.160-07:00awkward conversations #34<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3402/3649687823_8eb3b93b8d.jpg?v=0"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3402/3649687823_8eb3b93b8d.jpg?v=0" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />step 1: gauge the level of giveafuck in the room.<br />step 2: decide whether it's worth saying out loud.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00942155578261410902noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8721308412681620663.post-7207268854493603432009-06-28T07:56:00.000-07:002009-06-28T07:58:49.759-07:00awkward conversations #33<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3659/3649680009_762333e06e.jpg?v=0"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3659/3649680009_762333e06e.jpg?v=0" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />preface your one night stands.<br />i recommend something along the lines of:<br />'we'll never shop for groceries together. and i won't respect you in the morning.'<br />if all else fails, make sure they don't have your actual phone number.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00942155578261410902noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8721308412681620663.post-57076738946549596802009-06-25T18:05:00.000-07:002009-06-25T18:06:25.608-07:00Awkward conversations #32<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3542/3649678821_f1a98e06f7.jpg?v=0"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3542/3649678821_f1a98e06f7.jpg?v=0" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />well, at least he was honest.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00942155578261410902noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8721308412681620663.post-85910719866301897262009-06-25T18:02:00.000-07:002009-06-25T18:04:38.873-07:00Awkward conversations #31<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3287/3650479882_31b8a1f9ed.jpg?v=0"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3287/3650479882_31b8a1f9ed.jpg?v=0" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />the digital age offers new and unique ways to be humiliated. be careful.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00942155578261410902noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8721308412681620663.post-33783886180466807482009-06-23T04:34:00.001-07:002009-06-23T04:35:19.499-07:00awkward conversations #30<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3582/3649676539_7bde66f29e.jpg?v=0"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3582/3649676539_7bde66f29e.jpg?v=0" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />PHEW.<br />way to take the pressure off.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00942155578261410902noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8721308412681620663.post-55154192621096537482009-06-22T05:04:00.000-07:002009-06-22T05:05:43.921-07:00awkward conversations #29<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3157/3650477774_b921304398.jpg?v=0"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3157/3650477774_b921304398.jpg?v=0" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />*snicker*<br />showed that fucker.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00942155578261410902noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8721308412681620663.post-40548331761845159962009-06-22T04:55:00.000-07:002009-06-22T05:04:18.948-07:00awkward conversations #28<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3336/3649674531_d149098abb.jpg?v=0"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3336/3649674531_d149098abb.jpg?v=0" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />is it? isn't it?<br />all anyone really knows is that it's an obsession worth teasing.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00942155578261410902noreply@blogger.com0